why doesn’t everyone on tumblr watch Top Gear UK because
and if you
then all I have to say is
Eeheeheehee I do love Top Gear. Tonight’s was really quite special. HORSES. :D :D :D
This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…
men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.
THE NOTES ON THIS
because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.”
so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on
WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT
Here, have some gratuitous shots of Avon with weaponry.
Ok so he might not look so crushworthy to outward appearance, at first glance. It was a very low-budget 70s tv show. But my goodness, his sarcasm.
His sarcasm and wit, and utter loathing of all the other characters with that teeeeensy couldn’t-possibly-admit-it suggestion of affection for them was a thing of beauty and somehow made him incredibly, incredibly hot.
Anonymous asked: I am so pleased that Tumblr did not exist when Kerr Avon was on TV, otherwise I would have spent my formative years posting amusing gifs and would never have got a degree and would now be living under a bridge with no Internet. Just saying.
A FELLOW KERR AVON FAN!!!! HELLO!!!!
It took me a while to get it, but wow. When it hit me in series 3 and 4, it hit me hard. He’s just….. I don’t even know. The kind of love for a character that makes your stomach churn in that beautiful squirmy way, and makes you feel all flushed and swoony. He’s brilliant, just brilliant.
I am now going to go find a load of Avon things. THANK YOU. :D :D
fanaticddi asked: I miss your drabbles :(
So do I :( :(
But you know, I have a bunch of great prompts in my inbox (thank you all!!) and encouragement from such lovely people, and I owe it to you guys to write them. Somehow, I’ll get it back!!
I think I’m going to challenge myself to write one a day. And I might try the ‘five sentence’ challenge just to give myself something to aim for, and we’ll see how it goes.
I feel such a let-down to you all for not being able to produce writing how I used to - certainly quantity, but quality it feels like, too. I’m so sorry about it. But like I said, I have some amazing people encouraging me and I desperately want to get my muse back, and I have some wonderful prompts to do it with.
No no no no no no no no not Spanish flu I can’t deal with this again…..
(Upstairs Downstairs. Hazel. HEEEEEEELLLPPP.)